Perfect Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
80% chance he’s referring to anal
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
a few of mysi’s favorite things↳ fat chocobo
It even plays a "fat" version of the Chocobo theme, full of drums and brass and tinkly little sounds.
LOOKIT THE WAY THE BELLY JIGGLES
FAT BIRDS ARE BEST BIRDS
Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.
This is the most accurate fucking thing ever.
please take a moment to learn that there is a cult in Russia that worships Gadget Hackwrench as a Goddess…